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Doctor, Please Don't Live Tweet Photos of My Colonoscopy

Ten, maybe 15 years ago, all you had to do was be a doctor and life was good. You had the fast car, the trophy wife, and you could prescribe recreational drugs to your friends. Now a doctor has to be a social media junkie, too? What's next? Putting photos of my colonoscopy on Instagram? I already take photos of my food before I eat it. Now I guess it's time to take pics of how it looks after I'm done.
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Helen Mirren Is A Total Babe

Dame Helen Mirren was racy in lace in Hong Kong last night. The 68-year-old actress proved she's still more than got it in a tight red number by Dolce & Gabbana. In order not to show too much, Helen,...