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When Spring Puts Your Golf Game On Ice

Andy Juniper | Posted 04.24.2013 | Canada
Read More: Ice Storm, Humor, Weather, Mark Twain, Spring, George Harrison, Golf, Canada Spring, Canada Golf, Spring Weather Golf, Golf in Spring, Canada News
Andy Juniper

I'm scheduled to golf tomorrow. First round of the season. Be prepared: you may need an umbrella. Or, if history repeats, you may have to skate to work. Around fallen trees and downed hydro wires. In this, the spring of 2013, it's all just par for the course.

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We Respect Our iPhones More Than Our Elders

Avrum Rosensweig | Posted 07.05.2012 | Canada
Read More: Elderly, Mark Twain, Canadian Senior Citizens, Senior Citizens, Botox, Old, Senior Citizens Canada, Canada, Canada News
Avrum Rosensweig

We have abandoned our old folk, and done so effectively. Why? They are not wounded animals wandering off to the forest to lick their wounds and die. Seniors are not ugly because of their wrinkles or yellowing fingernails. Their folds and crinkles are exquisite like the trunks of an aging redwood. We are the unsightly ones.

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