I have a few fears. I don't like birds, particularly flocks of them. Also eyes. 'Constantine' is a freaky-deaky eyeball extravaganza, which made it tough to watch. If you're cool with that kind of thing, then 'Constantine' is the show for you. If you're like me, why not join me from behind my couch cushion? That's where I'll be watching for the rest of the season.