Penis Envy

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Have Women Lost the Upper Hand in Mating?

Unfortunately, human females have lost this most important connection to nature: Their position of power. Our young women call out to the males with siren songs, paint their faces like a peacock's tail, and fight for the right to date a male of the species. Our young women have lost sight of the fact that they are the gate-keepers of the gene pool.
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Some of My Penis Pet Peeves

Throughout my youth, I was both fascinated and jealous of the relationship men had with their penises. As a result you could have knocked me over with a feather when I found out men are just as uptight about their penises as women are about their vulvas. It's just a different kind of uptight.