ROB FORD QUOTES

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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Rob Ford

Rob Ford, should you be legally allowed to run for mayor again, though I may not have the courage of many of my neighbours to cast a vote in your direction, I most certainly will watch delightedly as you sweat your way through a seemingly endless string of awkward hallway press scrums and barely-veiled bigotry. You have taught me to accept what I do not understand.
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Prepare For A Million Rob Ford Prank Calls

Rob Ford is about to dethrone Arnold Schwarzenegger as the king of all prank calls. A new soundboard means budding Bart Simpsons around the world will be able to use the Toronto mayor's greatest hits...