Care of VICE Magazine, there's a fresh crackpot theory to add to the media mix! Did you know the Harper government is actually a branch of the gay mafia? The author, who prides himself on having excellent gaydar, thinks the Harper administration is full of homosexuals. He says this in lots of silly ways -- the prime minister's cabinet "seems about as straight as an episode of Glee," for instance. It's a titillating conclusion for which he provides absolutely zero evidence.