If you aren't bracing yourself for the end of the world on December 21, you're scouting zombie-proof bunkers for the apocalypse, right? Well, whether you think you're prepared or not for the return of the dead, we've got news for you. If you can survive the mall on Boxing Day, we're pretty confident you could survive a zombie apocalypse. Here are five tips to surviving
a zombie apocalypse Boxing Day at the mall.
Two words: Apocalypse Preparedness. It's on the minds of the citizens of the Western World and is stimulating this Leftist-Libertarianism. Simply put, when the world goes to shit and it's every person for themselves, those with a cold-storage full of preserves and an equipped workshop that can repair radios and shotguns will be more likely to survive.