Samantha Kemp-Jackson
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Samantha Kemp-Jackson is a Parenting writer, blogger, media personality and generally frazzled and sarcastic mother of four. Having raised a daughter to adulthood, she figured she could do it again and went on to have three more kids, including identical twin boys. She then realized that she really didn't know what she was doing but was heartened to learn that there was a whole community out there who, like her, didn't really know what they were doing either. As misery loves company, she began putting her sarcastic prose to digital paper and, voila - Multiple Mayhem Mamma was born.

In between the snark and general humor, there are tidbits of advice, tips and reflections on some of the inanities of parenting, including the indignities of toilet training, the nightmare of cleaning up after three kids and the annoying fact that play dates are a must once you have any kids over the age of three. It is no wonder that Samantha's tag line on her blog is "The frazzled musings of a mother of 5,000 kids. I drink coffee and wine in equal proportions." You can follow her on Google Plus, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest and Tumblr as well if you're a glutton for parental punishment.

Blog Entries by Samantha Kemp-Jackson

10 Things You Need for Emergency Preparedness

(1) Comments | Posted May 7, 2013 | 7:44 AM

An Emergency Preparedness Checklist -- Top 10 Tips For Families

The week of May 5 to 11 is Emergency Preparedness Week in Canada. An annual event, the first week of May signals an opportunity for people to make sure that they're ready for any eventuality that may occur...

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On Mother's Day, Remember Them All

(1) Comments | Posted May 6, 2013 | 11:10 AM

You pass her on the street and give her nary a glance.

That frail old woman, doddering and slow, walking along with a cane.

Poor thing, you think. And then you move on.

You go about your day, perhaps on to work; then to the grocery store for a few...

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Five Ways to Deal With Your Kids in Public Bathrooms

(8) Comments | Posted April 18, 2013 | 8:26 AM

"I have to go pee!"

No sooner do those dreaded words leave the lips of your child and you've already broken out into a cold sweat.

The thought of entering a public bathroom with your kid is more than you can bear. A cesspool of germs -- literally -- thoughts...

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The 10 Mom Types That You'll Find at the Park

(14) Comments | Posted April 8, 2013 | 8:22 AM

Moms at the park playing with their kids are a common sight in most neighborhoods. After all, children love playing and moms, for the most part, love playing with their kids. Not surprisingly then, is it any wonder that there are as many different types of moms at the park...

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The Top 10 Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

(10) Comments | Posted March 26, 2013 | 12:02 PM

All parents lie to their kids. It's part and parcel of being a parent.

The reality of being called "mom" or "dad" means that you're gonna have to bend the truth somewhat. And often. Sometimes the lie is to get your child to do something, like eat their dinner (yes...

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The 10 Best Pieces Of Advice From My Mother

(5) Comments | Posted March 15, 2013 | 11:43 AM

What is it about moms? They just seem to know everything, right? Why is that?

My mother is no different. Sure, there as a time -- a long time -- that I didn't believe her. After all, what did she know? She couldn't have any sound advice because she hadn't...

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Why We Shouldn't Force Our Kids Into Sports

(25) Comments | Posted February 4, 2013 | 4:11 PM

Kids and sports -- if you're a parent you know that it's just a matter of time before you address the topic. It doesn't matter if your child is a boy or a girl, the question hovers over their heads nonetheless. Will they play sports? What sports do they like?...

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The Top 10 Lies Kids Tell Their Parents

(3) Comments | Posted January 8, 2013 | 11:04 AM

If you're a parent, you know that your little darlings may not always be telling you the absolute truth. Yes, it's hard to believe, but kids lie. A lot. Kids lie so much that it's any wonder that their collective noses don't start sprouting like Pinocchio's famous schnoz....

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New Year's Eve With Kids? Six Ways to Make it Fun for Everyone

(0) Comments | Posted December 31, 2012 | 11:24 AM

Gone are the days when you waited for New Year's Eve with excited anticipation. No, you are in a different stage of your life now. You are a parent of children. Young children. Ones that can't be left alone while you party hardy with your friends. New Year's...

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Six Ways to Prepare Your Child for Doomsday 2012

(4) Comments | Posted December 6, 2012 | 9:48 AM

This blog post will self-destruct in 15 days. That's if you believe all of the hype about the Mayan prophecy. Apparently, the world, as we know it, will come to an end. It's over, folks. It's the end of the world as we know it; I feel fine but...

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Is it Ever OK to Punish Someone Else's Child?

(67) Comments | Posted December 4, 2012 | 6:03 AM

"It takes a village to raise a child," a wise woman once said. A noble philosophy one can concede, but is it realistic?

Sure, in some instances extended family is the glue that holds everything together, from child care to support to finances and more. There's nothing like having grandma...

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Are Parents Scared Their Punishments Will Go Viral?

(0) Comments | Posted November 20, 2012 | 4:48 PM

"What I say goes," we think to ourselves. Or so it should go, but often doesn't because of the age in which we live.

When it comes to discipline, many parents have taken a large step backwards, and technology is to blame. In this day and age of smart phone...

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I'll Admit it: I Use Santa to Keep the Kids in Line

(9) Comments | Posted November 19, 2012 | 4:11 PM

I've been using the power of Santa Claus for a few weeks now, and things are looking good.

He keeps me from raising my voice. He keeps my kids on their best behaviour. His spectre over the day-to-day insanity that is part and parcel of raising many kids is one...

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What These 10 Classic Parenting Phrases Really Mean

(99) Comments | Posted November 14, 2012 | 6:31 AM

We've all heard them. Those annoying phrases that our parents said to us growing up and now that we're parents ourselves, we've decided to inflict them our own kids.

There must be a gene that is passed on from generation to generation that provides the ability for a parent...

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Stop Using Kids as Door-to-Door Fundraisers

(63) Comments | Posted October 3, 2012 | 9:16 AM

Who hasn't bought some waxy, chocolate-covered almonds from a kid that was selling them door-to-door? Or perhaps you may have parted with your hard-earned cash due to the incredible guilt felt after seeing a cute but wary child holding up a sorry-looking box of "candy" in front of your local...

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The Stunningly Beautiful Belle Province

(7) Comments | Posted September 18, 2012 | 12:30 PM

Sometimes you don't have to look too far beyond your own backyard. Such was the sentiment behind my most recent family vacation.

A lifelong Torontonian, I've seen startlingly little of the rest of our beautiful country, a reality of which I'm not proud. This reality was the impetus behind my...

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Why I Refuse to Read Fifty Shades of Grey

(19) Comments | Posted July 27, 2012 | 2:28 PM

I haven't read Fifty Shades of Gray and not sure that I want to.

From what I hear, it's quite the scorcher.

Is it abnormal to be generally embarrassed by the overall heaving and titillation that accompanies the mere mention of this book's title?

A prude I'm...

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Seven Ways Technology Is Affecting Our Children

(2) Comments | Posted July 5, 2012 | 7:36 AM

There's no doubt that the digital age is here to stay. Not only are we enamored with the ability to send and receive information in a digital format, but our children are equally smitten. I hear more and more parents bemoaning the fact that they're not able to retrieve their...

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I Was a City Slicker Humbled By The Rockies

(10) Comments | Posted June 25, 2012 | 12:48 PM

My family and I are city slickers, that's a fact.

We love the life that living in the downtown core affords us. Walk for five minutes from our home and you've got a choice of five or more coffee shops, a few fruit markets, some funky restaurants and, well......

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"Daddy Daycare" and Other Misconceptions

(19) Comments | Posted May 24, 2012 | 4:54 PM

You can't babysit your own kids. That's fairly obvious.

At least in the case of women, or so it seems.

Apparently those in possession of the double-X chromosome are the only ones that are the true "parents" of their children; men are merely "caregivers," if you believed the U.S. Census...

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