“I loathe the Pretty Frat Boy, but this was a shrewd move: He might have won the Senate seat in a low-turnout election, only to lose it again in 2016, when Clinton's coattails will be extremely long, just like he did in 2010/2012. He'd have to find real work after back-to-back performances like that.
Much better to shoot for the corner office, and he'd probably be better suited for it (Romney did it, so you know just about anyone can), but I think he may find the competition even more fierce, there.
So what's an empty suit to do?
I understand Cosmo is still interested in him posing for them, because he can [ahem] easily cover up his j.un-k with a thin wrist, and there's always the nut log kiosk at Wrentham Premium Outlets...”