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15 Things The Experts Don't Tell You About Childbirth

15 Things The Experts Don't Tell You About Childbirth

Commented Sep 27, 2013 at 15:14:46 in Parents

“1. I ate. I threw everything up. Multiple times. Not worth it.

2. Going natural is easy as long as you don't do step #3 for a while. I was lucky and only pushed twice.

4. Pain relief wasn't worth it for me. I'm glad I went without, it was a short amount of pain but I felt wicked afterwards. It doesn't make me a super hero but I'm proud I went without.

5. I barely noticed the class of 10 medical students that ran into the room when my daughter was crowning. C'est La Vie.

6. Heart rate never dropped but that fetal heart beat monitor is the devil and I hate it.

7. I never pooped. Sweet.

8 & 9. I am proud to say I DID complete a cartwheel about 10 minutes after she was born. I have never felt such an adrenaline high in my life.

10. N/A. No IV.

11. N/A.

12. Breastfeeding didn't hurt for me, but it was awkward finding the right positions, thanks to big boobs.

13. I had a friend tell me she looked like "ground beef down there". I'm glad to say I never noticed that.

14. The bleeding is the worst.

15. So true. I would do it 5 times over again if it meant my daughter didn't bite me when I take something she shouldn't have away from her.”
Barilla Pasta Won't Feature Gay Families In Ads, Says Critics Can 'Eat Another Brand Of Pasta'

Barilla Pasta Won't Feature Gay Families In Ads, Says Critics Can 'Eat Another Brand Of Pasta'

Commented Sep 27, 2013 at 14:44:15 in Gay Voices

“I actually agree with this. No apology is better than one that isn't real. He can believe in what he wants, he just needs to face the repercussions. Either way, they just lost my family as Barilla purchasers.”
Barilla Pasta Won't Feature Gay Families In Ads, Says Critics Can 'Eat Another Brand Of Pasta'

Barilla Pasta Won't Feature Gay Families In Ads, Says Critics Can 'Eat Another Brand Of Pasta'

Commented Sep 27, 2013 at 14:42:24 in Gay Voices

“They most certainly have the right to do what they want, but there are consequences. There is no way they can recoup the sales they're losing.”
Barilla Pasta Won't Feature Gay Families In Ads, Says Critics Can 'Eat Another Brand Of Pasta'

Barilla Pasta Won't Feature Gay Families In Ads, Says Critics Can 'Eat Another Brand Of Pasta'

Commented Sep 27, 2013 at 14:40:31 in Gay Voices

“I have Barilla in my pantry, too. Not one to waste food, I'm going to feed it to all my gay "sinner" friends, and then abstain from buying it ever again. Yay! Yum yum better!”

Karen Hotchkiss on Sep 30, 2013 at 04:45:56

“i donated mine to the local food bank”
Barilla Pasta Won't Feature Gay Families In Ads, Says Critics Can 'Eat Another Brand Of Pasta'

Barilla Pasta Won't Feature Gay Families In Ads, Says Critics Can 'Eat Another Brand Of Pasta'

Commented Sep 27, 2013 at 14:38:11 in Gay Voices

“Smart business move, guy. When you produce a product, it's my understanding that you want as many people as possible to purchase it. Not to ostracize a minority group and the very large amount of individuals that stand behind them. Good luck recovering from this, Barilla!”
Barilla Pasta Won't Feature Gay Families In Ads, Says Critics Can 'Eat Another Brand Of Pasta'

Barilla Pasta Won't Feature Gay Families In Ads, Says Critics Can 'Eat Another Brand Of Pasta'

Commented Sep 27, 2013 at 14:33:47 in Gay Voices

“I'm so glad you finally found a brand of christian pasta to match your christian religion.

"Accept the teachings of the bible", what a joke.”
The Best Potato Chip Flavor: A HuffPost Deathmatch

The Best Potato Chip Flavor: A HuffPost Deathmatch

Commented Sep 26, 2013 at 15:29:51 in Taste

“How the F is Original winning?”
The Best Potato Chip Flavor: A HuffPost Deathmatch

The Best Potato Chip Flavor: A HuffPost Deathmatch

Commented Sep 24, 2013 at 13:41:58 in Taste

“Mine too. So good!”
Woman Pointing Gun At Child's Head Photo Sparks Outrage, International Search

Woman Pointing Gun At Child's Head Photo Sparks Outrage, International Search

Commented Sep 13, 2013 at 13:51:40 in Canada

“I like guns. I live in Canada & my husband is an avid hunter. We own several firearms. That being said, when anybody can look at a picture of someone holding a gun (real or not, does not matter) to a baby's head and defend it or shrug it off, you know there's something wrong with humanity.”
Woman Pointing Gun At Child's Head Photo Sparks Outrage, International Search

Woman Pointing Gun At Child's Head Photo Sparks Outrage, International Search

Commented Sep 13, 2013 at 12:20:18 in Canada

“I don't think it matters if the gun is real or not. The person pointing it and the baby it's being pointed at are real. It's a horrifying photo.”
Woman Pointing Gun At Child's Head Photo Sparks Outrage, International Search

Woman Pointing Gun At Child's Head Photo Sparks Outrage, International Search

Commented Sep 13, 2013 at 12:18:05 in Canada

“Ugh. 3/10 for your reading comprehension skills.”
Hollie McNish, Poet Shamed By Breastfeeding In Public, Has The Last Word (VIDEO)

Hollie McNish, Poet Shamed By Breastfeeding In Public, Has The Last Word (VIDEO)

Commented Aug 27, 2013 at 13:29:15 in Canada Living

“That is an amazing accomplishment! Good for you! :)”
Lee Thompson Young Dead: Disney's 'The Famous Jett Jackson' Star Dies At 29 (UPDATE)

Lee Thompson Young Dead: Disney's 'The Famous Jett Jackson' Star Dies At 29 (UPDATE)

Commented Aug 20, 2013 at 10:53:44 in Celebrity

“The article does actually say he took his own life.”
Lee Thompson Young Dead: Disney's 'The Famous Jett Jackson' Star Dies At 29 (UPDATE)

Lee Thompson Young Dead: Disney's 'The Famous Jett Jackson' Star Dies At 29 (UPDATE)

Commented Aug 20, 2013 at 10:53:05 in Celebrity

“The article states he took his own life.”
The Worst Subway Sandwich: A HuffPost Deathmatch

The Worst Subway Sandwich: A HuffPost Deathmatch

Commented Aug 15, 2013 at 14:35:47 in Taste

“I love vegetarian sandwiches. Not subway ones though. Those are abominations - as are most of their other sandwiches.”
'Team BodyBreak' Says 'Amazing Race Canada' Boosted Their Brand

'Team BodyBreak' Says 'Amazing Race Canada' Boosted Their Brand

Commented Aug 15, 2013 at 10:09:20 in Canada TV

“They were casted for a reason & it's part of the game.. If the producers thought they could use their power of celebrity to cheat, I doubt they would've put this team on the show. Any team could shmooze better seats or skip line (Jody, being a paraplegic could certainly give him preferential treatment from particularly empathetic people, you never know.) I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it ;)”

bodybreak on Aug 16, 2013 at 18:05:28

“In fact, in Yellowknife while the other teams were eating and chatting, Hal spent time on the phone speaking to Air Canada reservations. They had no idea who he was as he never gave them his name. Even at the counter in Calgary, the reservation's person gave no indication she knew Team BodyBreak. Hal was using his many, many years of travel experience. No cheating ... not being sneaky ... just being smart. Just like going standby is travel 101. Joanne McLeod”
Tim Hortons Lids Letter Voices A Nation's Pain (PHOTO)

Tim Hortons Lids Letter Voices A Nation's Pain (PHOTO)

Commented Aug 15, 2013 at 00:57:38 in Canada Business

“The hubby and I drank Timmy's coffee while on our road trip from Alberta to Ontario. We split *so much* coffee from their darn lids. My husband even started getting Triple Triples because they come with so much creamer they're luke warm and therefore chuggable (cue shudder). Unfortunately I like my coffee black so I'm stuck with molten java for an hour before I can even sip it. No cut lips though, thankfully.”

kingston100 on Aug 15, 2013 at 16:10:39

“That is exactly why I can't get coffee from Tim Horton's. I drink it black and it is sooo hot without cream that I need a double cup and napkin to protect my hand and I quite literally wait 30-60 minutes before it is drinkable.”
The Worst Subway Sandwich: A HuffPost Deathmatch

The Worst Subway Sandwich: A HuffPost Deathmatch

Commented Aug 13, 2013 at 15:41:51 in Taste

“Totally agree.”
The Worst Subway Sandwich: A HuffPost Deathmatch

The Worst Subway Sandwich: A HuffPost Deathmatch

Commented Aug 13, 2013 at 11:19:28 in Taste

“Tuna is the worst. Who could actually put that into their body? /shudder”

Jackandcoke on Aug 13, 2013 at 22:39:17

“Go to Jersey Mikes to get the tuna.”

PenGoddess on Aug 13, 2013 at 13:37:30

“Really. It was difficult to decide which was worse between tuna and veggie delight.
Milk Mayonnaise: The Portuguese Condiment We Can't Quite Believe

Milk Mayonnaise: The Portuguese Condiment We Can't Quite Believe

Commented Aug 5, 2013 at 22:21:31 in Taste

“It does! If I did a blind taste test I never would've known the difference.”

c-tom on Aug 5, 2013 at 23:07:21

“Thanks - you wouldn't think they'd miss mentioning it. I only use mayo this time of the year when tomato sandwiches and BLTs along with corn on the cob of course are central to my food needs.”
Milk Mayonnaise: The Portuguese Condiment We Can't Quite Believe

Milk Mayonnaise: The Portuguese Condiment We Can't Quite Believe

Commented Aug 5, 2013 at 22:20:43 in Taste

“I make this all the time
.. It's just amazing!”
Wedding Gift Amount Deemed Insufficient By Bad-Mannered Bride

Wedding Gift Amount Deemed Insufficient By Bad-Mannered Bride

Commented Jul 4, 2013 at 00:58:35 in Weddings

“Love it! Reminds me of my own wedding day. Just fast forwarded 21 years ;)”
Wedding Gift Amount Deemed Insufficient By Bad-Mannered Bride

Wedding Gift Amount Deemed Insufficient By Bad-Mannered Bride

Commented Jul 4, 2013 at 00:56:28 in Weddings

“*used toaster

;)”
Wedding Gift Amount Deemed Insufficient By Bad-Mannered Bride

Wedding Gift Amount Deemed Insufficient By Bad-Mannered Bride

Commented Jul 4, 2013 at 00:55:32 in Weddings

“Illiteracy doesn't make people rude. Pure ignorance does though!”

Proud Liberal23 on Jul 4, 2013 at 02:27:48

“true. I stand corrected. ”
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