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The Magic and Mayhem of Modern Mummyhood

Jennifer Pellegrini | Posted 05.12.2013 | Canada Living
Jennifer Pellegrini

In my life, I have enjoyed 15 Mother's Days. The first one got off to a bit of a rocky start, (let's just say there's a certain man in my life who wil...

The 10 Mom Types That You'll Find at the Park

Samantha Kemp-Jackson | Posted 06.08.2013 | Canada Living
Samantha Kemp-Jackson

Moms at the park playing with their kids are a common sight in most neighborhoods. Not surprisingly then, is it any wonder that there are as many different types of moms at the park as there are days of the week? Read on and you'll find that you'll likely recognize at least a few of these parents at your local playground.

How to Talk to Your Teenager

Jeni Marinucci | Posted 06.01.2013 | Canada Living
Jeni Marinucci

A parent can never over-prepare for the turbulent teenage years ahead, and any little morsel of information you can gather may pay off in droves later. So here are a few of my favourite tried and true tips that I've used to build trust with my newly-teenaged daughter over the last year.

Four Myths About Canadian Boarding Schools

Robert Waite | Posted 04.27.2013 | Canada
Robert Waite

Overseas students are flocking to Canada to attend this country's boarding schools, believing a Canadian high school education can be the ticket to an elite university.The question isn't why overseas students are clamouring to gain access to Canadian boarding schools. The real mystery is why Canadian students, by and large, are not.

How To Cheat Using A Pedometer

Leanne Shirtliffe | Posted 03.29.2013 | Canada Alberta
Leanne Shirtliffe

I bought a FitBit Zip, which I tend to call my FitBit "Zit" because it protrudes from my body like acne. If you don't know what a FitBit is, it's a small piece of expensive plastic that you clip to your waistband so it can record you how many steps you take on a given day.

How Sports Heroes Become Punchlines

Andy Juniper | Posted 03.20.2013 | Canada
Andy Juniper

Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong and Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o became punchlines on late-night talk shows and social media this week -- Armstrong for his two-part confessional with Oprah Winfrey and Te'o for apparently having been a part (unwittingly, or otherwise) of a huge hoax. We laugh, but these stories are honestly more sad and sick, than funny. They are drawn from the deep, dark well of black humour.

Looking Forward to a Short and Sweet Hockey Season

Andy Juniper | Posted 03.14.2013 | Canada
Andy Juniper

Perhaps not everyone north of the border is altogether enamoured with the return of hockey. Some Canadian fans will surely refuse to forgive the league and the players for the absurd, avaricious four-month disruption to their puck fix. But I suppose we rejoice. Hockey's back. With a brand-new season. Sweet -- and short.

10 Christmas Songs That Should Be Thrown Into The Holiday Fire

Leanne Shirtliffe | Posted 02.20.2013 | Canada Alberta
Leanne Shirtliffe

'Tis the season...to hear endless loops of holiday music and feel tempted to strangle someone with red and green garland. While some Christmas carols might actually bring joy to the world, there are a lot of songs that we want to throw out with the decaying holly and the ivy.

Is It OK To Laugh If Your Child Cheats on Homework?

Leanne Shirtliffe | Posted 01.16.2013 | Canada Alberta
Leanne Shirtliffe

My eight-year-old son has been cheating on his home reading. "How is that possible?" you might ask. "How is it possible that he's been doing this for six weeks and you never noticed?" you might ask.

What These 10 Classic Parenting Phrases Really Mean

Samantha Kemp-Jackson | Posted 01.14.2013 | Canada Living
Samantha Kemp-Jackson

We've all heard them. Those annoying phrases that our parents said to us growing up and now that we're parents ourselves, we've decided to inflict them our own kids. The reality is that the true meanings behind these messages that parents tell their kids are often not as straightforward as they appear to be. Following are the top 10 phrases that parents use on their kids, and what they really mean.

Top 13 Horror Movies for Parents

Leanne Shirtliffe | Posted 12.30.2012 | Canada Alberta
Leanne Shirtliffe

Halloween might kick off the season of scary movies, but if you have young children, October 31st is a horror show of its own. For most people, raising children is the scariest thing they do, so here are thirteen horror movies for parents.

The Most Exciting Part About the World Series? Kate Upton

Andy Juniper | Posted 12.24.2012 | Canada
Andy Juniper

Not to suggest that the world revolves around Kate Upton, but given all the hoopla and hype afforded in recent days to the star-spangled awesome actress and supermodel, an observer could easily conclude that the World Series most surely revolves around her. But as one writer put it: "an entire city breathlessly awaits an answer to what fans really want to know. Is [Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander] really dating supermodel Kate Upton?"

Dispatches From Down East: Why I Hate Root Canals More than You Do

Lori Gard | Posted 10.02.2012 | Canada Living
Lori Gard

I am up at 5:00 a.m. Then 6:00 a.m. And then 6:07 a.m. And then I finally pull my lazy bones out of bed at 6:08 a.m. I can hardly contain the excitement. It is root canal day. Yes, my sorry mouth is yet again on its way in to the dentist.

What Makes These Women So Extraordinary?

Shannon Skinner | Posted 09.02.2012 | Canada Living
Shannon Skinner

2012-06-18-ShannonSkinner.jpg I have had the privilege of interviewing more than 150 successful women from all walks of life who have chosen to listen to their hearts. That is what makes them "extraordinary." I would like to introduce you to some of them.

Dispatches From Down East: What Happens in the Restroom, Stays in the Restroom

Lori Gard | Posted 05.18.2012 | Canada
Lori Gard

I have never had to unplug a person from a toilet before, and with good luck I will never have this stroke of misfortune again. She was stuck tighter than an over-sized beach ball thrown into a basketball net, and without me she might still be there.

6 Rules for March Madness and St. Patrick's Day

Kolby Solinsky | Posted 05.17.2012 | Canada
Kolby Solinsky

Are there patterns to The Madness? Not really. It is The Madness, after all. But you will need a guideline for survival. For the couch, at least.

International Community Celebrates John A. Macdonald's Birthday by Continuing to Ignore Canada

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 03.13.2012 | Canada
Jilly Gagnon

The international community marked the 197th anniversary of the birth of Canada's first Prime Minister, John A. Macdonald, by completely ignoring the man as well as the country he headed. Despite proximity to Canada, Americans seemed no likelier to understand references to Macdonald.

Your New Year's Resolution: Be More Like Keanu

Ben Johnson | Posted 02.28.2012 | Canada Living
Ben Johnson

Keanu Reeves is a better man than you. Clearly, I'm not talking about his acting prowess -- if you can muster any emotional depth beyond some version of "stunned confusion" it's safe to say that you have more acting depth than Mr. Reeves. No, I'm talking about something he has that most men these days don't: Manners.

Humour and Laughter: Can They Save Your Life?

Beverley Golden | Posted 12.22.2011 | Canada Living
Beverley Golden

It's probably no surprise to hear that "laughter is the best medicine." There are many documented stories of how laughing has had the incredible powe...

Twitter Celebrates Fake Canadian Action Movies

The Huffington Post Canada | Posted 01.02.2012 | Canada

O Canada! We know Canadians are born with a funny bone. We know humour — with a U, thank you very much — is a national sport. The best of Ca...

Parenting: The Ultimate Workout

Kathy Buckworth | Posted 12.19.2011 | Canada Living
Kathy Buckworth

If you are the parent of a child between the ages of one and four, you will spend a torturous amount of time squatting ungracefully in front of them in order to zip up coats, tie shoes, wipe noses and scrub away crusted-on ketchup. Stand in your front hallway and squat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

How to Survive Thanksgiving Dinner

Shannon M. Nelson | Posted 12.07.2011 | Canada Living
Shannon M. Nelson

It is imperative that you dress appropriately for turkey dinner. I don't know about your bunch, but the people in my family literally salivate in anticipation of turkey, and unless you're prepared with an elasticized or drawstring waistband on your pants, the price tag for the ensuing gluttony can be serious discomfort.

5 Things Men Look for in Women

Nicole Forrester | Posted 11.22.2011 | Canada Living
Nicole Forrester

Sorry ladies, apparently attributing your mood to hormones is not acceptable. Surprisingly, men do not enjoy women who may, from time to time, appear like Faye Dunaway in Mommie Dearest.

Can You Re-Gift a Gifted Child?

Kathy Buckworth | Posted 11.09.2011 | Canada Living
Kathy Buckworth

There's a new program where elementary school kids can choose a "major" or specialized stream of learning. Unless they have a category called "Watching the Transformers Movie for the 1002nd Time," I'm thinking my own child wouldn't qualify for this program.

All Moms Lie

Jessica Holmes | Posted 08.27.2011 | Canada
Jessica Holmes

"My baby was sleeping through the night at six months." (Her baby slept through the night once at eight months, then didn't do it again for another year.) What possible reason would a mom have for lying like this? I decided to ask an expert: myself.