This week saw a couple Americans engaging in Canada-bashing that made us sit up and take to Twitter. And just when we'd gotten over Stephen Colbert's schtick about the perils of a hockey-stick toting, "eh"-dropping Canadian pope, too! First, BuzzFeed's Matt Kiebus posted "an exhaustive list" of "every single way to piss off a Canadian" -- which turned out to consist of only two things: insulting hockey and insulting Canadian beer. How droll! And then writer Neil Steinberg contended that Toronto is hopelessly inferior to Chicago -- without mentioning that Chicago has more than nines times as many murders.