Americans are mystified by the Canadian obsession with Kraft Dinner. According to Sasha Chapman, Canadians consume 3.2 boxes of the powdered cheese and noodle concoction each year -- 55 percent more than Americans do. It's bigger than poutine.
This Sunday, Canadians are supposed to huddle en masse in front of TVs and watch our home-grown version of Super Bowl Lite, a.k.a., the Grey Cup. I shan't be among them. Indeed, I'm actually calling for a boycott of the Canadian Football League's big game -- and for the CFL in general.