Tristan Risk

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Is The Terrace Tonality A Pipe Dream?

(0) Comments | Posted September 8, 2013 | 6:41 PM

Jinkies! There's nothing one loves more that a good ghost story. I was guilty of watching "Scooby Doo" 'til my eyes were almost squares and my mother shooed me away from the idiot box Saturday mornings to go outside and play. But with the formula that old Hanna Barbara favourite...

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Vancouver: The Way We Were

(0) Comments | Posted April 1, 2013 | 7:15 PM

Sometimes, when I'm waiting for the 99 B-Line to ferry me along Broadway, it's easy to quickly forget our connection to nature. We are intensely lucky in Vancouver in that we have mountains, the ocean, everything. However, it tends to lead to quite a bit of human density given that...

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Vancouver Condo Owners: A Failure To Communicate

(11) Comments | Posted March 7, 2013 | 10:54 AM

I don't understand Vancouver condo owners. I just don't. Now, this is a broad, sweeping generalization but most of them, from what I can tell, are completely contrary creatures. Potentially even, dare I say, a little bit nutsy. They have strange habits that leave me in danger of having a...

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Hockey vs. Tits: The Great Canadian Debate

(4) Comments | Posted February 8, 2013 | 4:07 PM

I fail at being Canadian. I don't know the first thing about curling, the only prime minister I'm well-versed in was Diefenbaker (aka Dief The Thief, though I don't like cut of Prime Minister Stephen Harper's jib, either) and I don't care for hockey. Hockey players, well, fair enough. I'm...

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