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Canada's Great, But I Don't Love It

Posted: 06/29/2012 2:09 am

There is an opinion out there that the world as we know it is slated for destruction sometime later this year, or at least in the not-too-distant future. Some say the end will come by the hand of god, others forecast nuclear holocaust. Hell, for all I know, they might be right; such is the state of worldwide turmoil right now -- political chaos and civil war in the Arab world, financial and social meltdown in Europe, a general sense of fear and foreboding in the United States -- that the end may indeed be nigh.

But my best guess is even if we are headed toward some life-altering cataclysm, when the smoke clears Canada will still be standing, sturdy, peaceful and welcoming as ever. This country, it seems, is immune to economic disorder, social strife and all the other major and minor poxes infecting neighbours near and far. While everyone else is either stalled or hurtling backward, we keep chugging along.

How do we do it? It's quite easy, actually. We favour simplicity, eschew pretension. We don't play the victim, nor do we puff out our chest. We prefer to stay on the edge of the crowd, a supporting role over a spot on the marquee. Forget the road less traveled, we'll just follow the step-by-step directions on our trusty GPS, thank you very much. It's not the flashiest system, but it generates excellent quality of life.

For these same reasons, most nations look right through us, the rest laugh at our simple-mindedness. We would be lying if we said we weren't a tad annoyed by it, but we are not insulted. Glory, fame, notoriety -- these things are not our concern. What we Canadians are after is honour, because honour neither fades nor corrupts -- honour begets honour, the same way a good deed leads to another one. If everyone else just stopped to think about it, they'd realize we're right (not that that would matter to us).

Really, what is there bad to say about Canada? I can think of nothing. There are minor irritations, of course, the worst of which is that we tend to produce very little and import most everything from our neighbours to the south -- culturally, philosophically, politically, materially. But this really speaks to our innate practicality more than anything else: we've been dealt a monster geographic hand -- might as well make use of it.

(There is the issue of Quebec, a patented virus with no known cure that paralyzes us from time to time. I admit it's easy to ignore, when the waters are (relatively) calm, the fact that Quebec sovereignty would do irreparable damage to Canada. But there is no sense worrying about matters out of one's control.)

Continuity is a crucial Canadian asset. There is every reason to believe that 10 years from now -- 20, 50, 100 years, too -- Canada will be just as palatable as it is at this very moment, if not more so. Yes, the world is always changing, but our national game-plan is uncomplicated, devoid of moving parts that could cause friction and flashy googahs that inevitably break down. It is beauty in simplicity, and this is why Canada the good can last.

Still, I hesitate to subscribe to the catchphrase of this series -- "Why I love Canada."

Like Canada? For sure. Appreciate Canada? Definitely. But it should not be in our nature -- it certainly isn't in mine -- to love this country. In fact, loving Canada goes against the proprietary level-headedness that makes us so great. Love is too primal an emotion to be applied to one's nation; we have all seen what that level of deep connection to country can do to people. Those who accept into their hearts love for a homeland necessarily gain the corollary sentiment, "my country is better than your country." What happens next is usually not a pretty sight.

So, no, I don't love Canada. I would say, however, that this is the best country in the world in which to make a home, to build a family and enjoy the good things life has to offer. It is an evolved country, a humble country, and we Canadians are a classy bunch, a people demonstrably comfortable in our own skin. And here's the best part: Since the Canadian way is so well-tuned, we shouldn't need to spend much time and effort on maintenance or upkeep. Which leaves us with plenty of opportunity to make this place even better, for us now and for all Canadians to come.

Forget the end of days, Canada is just getting started.

 

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Christina Robins
08:56 AM on 07/03/2012
Country! Sorry iPod...we love this country in our blood! We love it's beauty, it's people and everything it offers us! Saying you don't like Canada is like saying you don't love your Mother...this is the land that keeps us, and if we don't love it, why live here?
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Christina Robins
08:55 AM on 07/03/2012
I love my country, but not in a wrap myself in the flag American way, but in the way true Canadians love this co
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Dennis Schmunk
08:18 PM on 07/01/2012
I love Canada so much, I pour maple syrup on my poutine covered beaver tails. I spend every autumn, crazy gluing red maple leafs back on the trees. Every spring, I swim a beaver damned river so I can high five a beaver tail while whistling the music to Hockey Night In Canada.

I have old Bob Goulet and Don Messer records which I play backwards and send the tapes to Paul McCartney.

Yes, I love Canada.
06:32 PM on 07/01/2012
Great article.happy Canada Day. I agree with your sentiments and guess what we Canadians function on more than one brain cell which is reflected in our politics and people understanding and appreciating universal healthcare and other aspects of our great social safety net.

What a country -our neighbours could take a page out of our book but then again it requires using more than one brain cell:))

Happy Canada Day
06:04 PM on 07/01/2012
I was prepared to offer Yoni an ass-kicking but after reading his article, I agree with him. In my mind, Canada will always be above the U.S.!
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SeanMartin
Everything in moderation.
06:51 AM on 07/01/2012
Perhaps your experience in being a Canadian is different than mine, so forgive me if I say you're full of it, sir. I worked long and hard to get my landed immigrant visa to come here and was thrilled the day I got the notice of my citizenship hearing. I gather for you Canada was a happy accident of birth. For me it was a conscious decision, because I saw the value this country — as "simple minded", as you put it, it may be — brings to the world. I still get a rush when I see my flag — even after almost thirty years of living here. I could not be prouder of this place if I tried. And if you cannot find it somewhere in that lump of coal you call a heart to love this country, I suggest living elsewhere for an extended period of time, then come back and tell me how much you want to press the "like" button on Canada's Facebook page. For myself, I plan on being as thoroughly, disgustingly, wonderfully Canadian as possible today, in celebration of a bit of geography that's truly doing it right.

http://docandraider.com/2012/06/29/rock-on-canada/
05:19 AM on 07/01/2012
If Mr. "Goldstein" can't learn to "love" the peace and freedom that Canada affords him, perhaps he should move to Israel or take a time machine back to Nazi Germany?

I'll bet that would put things into perspective for him pretty quickly.

True, too much nationalistic love is a bad thing, but so is not enough....especially when your country is as fantastic as Canada.

I love my imperfect yet impressive country, for all the right reasons.
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roxette
10:35 AM on 07/01/2012
F & F from another Canadian born and raised in Quebec.
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Burlesque Lea
the dog is the only animal that has seen his god
02:11 AM on 07/01/2012
I would like to know what the Attawapiskat first nations, some Canada veterans that are now homeless; have to say about their love for its land.
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Shahanshah
Liberalism is destroying western civilization
12:30 AM on 07/01/2012
I guess Yoni has won the "who can be the most liberal?" contest on Huffpo.

Jesus Christ....
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lilkitten22
Be the change that you wish to see in the world
12:19 AM on 07/01/2012
(There is the issue of Quebec, a patented virus with no known cure that paralyzes us from time to time.
That's pretty mean, Quebec, even though a bit demanding at times, is a part of Canada and a great part at that, if you don't like Canada, that's fine, but many of us love Canada for all it is, and the beauty it has.
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Skookum1
truth can't be bought, but lies sure can be sold..
05:20 PM on 06/30/2012
"This country, it seems, is immune to economic disorder, social strife and all the other major and minor poxes infecting neighbours near and far. "

What's in the lollipops you're sucking on? We have the world's longest undefended boundary with a nation on the brink of disastrous and violent collapse. It's not like the magic line across the landscape is going to keep that from coming up here, and it's not like our economy and our society won't be affected if the US is plunged into a Second Civil War.

Go find some extra-strength Pablum (tm).
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SeanMartin
Everything in moderation.
11:26 AM on 07/01/2012
... wihch is precisely why I'm glad Ottawa is looking elsewhere for markets instead of depending so much on the US. I dont think much of Harper as a PM, but on this issue, I think he's right... and for the very reasons you state.
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Skookum1
truth can't be bought, but lies sure can be sold..
12:55 PM on 07/01/2012
yeah but it's not like China is a market we should be kissing up to - or giving away the store for free, either.

Dissing Europe as the Tories have been loudly doing is just bad diplomacy...as is standing by the side of the PRI in Mexico......I'm all for more trade and other links with Latin America....but not for dealing with devils....
06:39 PM on 07/01/2012
Thats because we function on more than one brain cell and the kindness and welcome we give others comes back to us in many great ways. Our politcians are civilised and think outside the box. The people most tolerant.
The best place to live and weve only just began!

Happy Canada Day!
09:24 AM on 06/30/2012
I love Canada,but don't go around saying my country is better than yours.
I can say my country is bigger that yours though. ;-)

(before you say "wait a minute": I'm Russian-Canadian)
06:41 PM on 07/01/2012
what's size got to do with it,you moved here sure you are happier. You are now a canadian who cares where u came from.
Happy Canada Day
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CHMB
What's long and brown and sticky? A Stick.
08:02 AM on 06/30/2012
You lost me when you said Quebec was a patented virus. I imagine it was a tongue in cheek comment, but you still lost me.
07:48 AM on 06/30/2012
"Really, what is there bad to say about Canada?"

The tendency of some Canadians to puff out their chests in such meaningless columns perhaps?
Other than that,
only the Leafs.
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Skookum1
truth can't be bought, but lies sure can be sold..
05:26 PM on 06/30/2012
And the Conservatives, and the BC Liberals.....and Jean Charest (really a Tory despite the rebranding). oh, and the Fraser Institute and.....oh never mind, I'm in no mood.....
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Spanky McFarlane
ILLEGITIMUS NON CARBORUNDUM.
11:26 PM on 06/29/2012
Yoni,
Spanky LOVES Canada!

I believe it was Pierre Burton that made the connection so vividly on how the land & it's weather shape it's people largely without their even knowing.

I don't know if that's true,
What I do know is having met so many Canadians through out my life ,from coast to coast to coast, that if it is ....then I am forever grateful to this land.

Happy Canada Day, from St. John's to Haida Gwaii

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