07/11/2013 03:07 EDT | Updated 07/12/2013 11:01 EDT

Corey Feldman Video 'Ascension Millennium' Shouts Out Goonies, Michael Jackson, Angelic Boobs

Imma let you finish, but Corey Feldman just made one of the greatest music videos of all time. Yes, music video, and it's apparently the first single from his upcoming solo album. Kinda reminds us of when the Two Coreys (R.I.P. Haim) tried to toughen up their image with "Dream A Little Dream."

Feldman, however, would rather we be reminded of "The Goonies" (yay!) and his friendship with Michael Jackson (ick!) but if Sean Astin and MJ dance moves aren't enough for you nostalgia freaks, he, erm, top-loaded the video with girls dressed as lingerie-clad angels. Corey's Angels, to be exact, though you'll also have to see him in a shower scene as he begins this "musical journey through his 'Feldmansion.'

You're welcome.

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