01/10/2014 02:55 EST | Updated 01/25/2014 04:01 EST

This Rap Song Is About As Hardcore As Calgary Will Ever Get (VIDEO)

Not since Wierd Al's hilarious White And Nerdy have we seen an ode so fitting for the socks-and-sandals set.

Calgary rapper Chedda Cheese's latest video, The White Guy Shuffle, is a salute to all those lacking any swag whatsoever but still loving hip hop.

Sample lyrics:

"You want hip hop, I would crip walk, but these flip flops wont let me," and,

"Move too fast you'll throw your back out, go hard enough you might pass out."

(So, pretty much like every time old people take to the dance floor at a wedding, right?)

And while Chedda's lyrics in the video don't necessarily scream "street cred," he proves he's got rap skills in a second video as he steps up to fierce competition in King Of The Dot battles, tearing down his competition with genius lyrics.

(Lyrics NSFW)

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