01/18/2014 11:45 EST | Updated 01/25/2014 04:01 EST

Rob Ford Valentines To Put A Timely Spin On Your Love (PHOTO)

Sometimes love is so complicated that you don't know what to say. Luckily, Rob Ford does.

Toronto artist Scotty Naughty has sampled some choice quotes from the mayor to make these hilarious and spunky Valentines.

rob ford valentines

You can buy the cards from Scotty's website in sets of 8, 12 and 24 for $8, $12 and $20, respectively.

Slogans include 'I refuse to resign my love for you' and 'I won't let a damned streetcar delay this love, Valentine.'

Your sweetheart is sure to be impressed by your pluck, if nothing else.