01/21/2014 05:19 EST | Updated 01/25/2014 04:01 EST

New Rob Ford Video Transcript (At Least The Parts We Can Make Out)

Here's the full transcript (well, at least the parts we could make out) of Rob Ford's odd rant, delivered in his own version of Jamaican patois.

ROB FORD: Cocksuckers... Chief Blair... They chase me around for five months, bumbaclot...

Five months, and trying to tell me.... We're countersurveiling the guy, you know what I mean. He's hiding here, I'm hiding here...

Do you know how much money that cost me? ... Bumbaclot man...

I swear to god man. Honestly man. Serious shit, bro.

OTHER MAN: All we know is we got the best mayor in the world right here. This guy deserves to be even better than Prime Minister Harper...

FORD: I'm a straight up guy, you know... Who goes to Jamestown, Jane & Finch, Malvern, all them... [inaudible]

And that's where the video ends. Ford admitted late Tuesday afternoon, a few hours after the video appeared on YouTube, that he had been drinking "a little bit". In November, he vowed he was done with alcohol.

The mayor told reporters at city hall that it was his "personal time" and denied the language he uses in the video is offensive.

"If I speak that way, that's how I speak with my friends," he said.

(If you need a definition for "bumbaclot", Urban Dictionary has a few detailed ones. But suffice to say, it's profane.)

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