01/30/2014 09:52 EST | Updated 01/31/2014 10:59 EST

Valentine's Day At Sutton Place Hotels Is Probably Out Of Your League

Sutton Place Hotels

Looking to really impress your special someone this Valentine's Day? Have half a million dollars to spare?

If you answered an enthusiastic "Yes!" to both of those questions, then we found just the deal for you.

The Sutton Place Hotels (with locations in Vancouver, Revelstoke, and Edmonton) is offering "The Ultimate Once-In-A-Lifetime Valentine's Experience," and it can all be yours for "a mere $500,000."

So what exactly does all that dough buy you?

There's door-to-door limo service, a night in the hotel's Presidential Suite, a bottle of Dom Pérignon and hors d'oeuvres upon arrival, for starters. You'll also get personalized monogrammed Frette terry robes, a private helicopter tour of the city, and a private $100,000 shopping spree at Holt Renfrew.

But wait, there's more!

Big spenders can also look forward to $50,000 worth of diamonds and fine jewelry, free couple's massages for the year, and weekly fresh flower delivery for the year. And last but certainly not least: a new personalized Maserati.

If that price tag is a little (or, you know, a lot) out of your price range, no fear: there are two other V-Day deals to choose from: the Make Their Heart Flutter Package (starting from $209 per night) and the Love The Theatre Package (starting from $259 per night).

So pick your jaw up off the floor and start counting those quarters.

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