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A Friendly Olympic Message To Our Neighbours In The United States

A Friendly Olympic Message To Our Neighbours In The U.S.

Dear USA,

You know we'll always love you, but we need to take a break. Every four years we're overcome with a ruthless desire to beat you at every sport involving snow or ice and we just can't pretend that things are "fine" between us anymore.

We'll always have NAFTA, but right now we'd like you to know just one thing -- we're winning. And here's why.

Sincerely, Canada

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