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06/13/2014 05:35 EDT | Updated 06/13/2014 05:59 EDT

A Soccer-Hater's Guide To Surviving The World Cup

The World Cup is upon us. For people who follow soccer, it's the culmination of four years of restless waiting.

For anyone who doesn't, it probably feels like they've stumbled into a party they weren't invited to, and never really wanted to attend to begin with.

But that doesn't mean there's nothing for them to enjoy. Here are a few things to like about the World Cup if you don't follow soccer.

  • Drinks
    Drinks
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    It's a chance to sample beers from all around the world.
  • Diving Drinking Game!
    Diving Drinking Game!
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    And down them every time this happens.
  • It'll Get Ya Drunk!
    It'll Get Ya Drunk!
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    Because dives happen. A lot.
  • Pay Tribute To Your Heritage
    Pay Tribute To Your Heritage
    Because you're like a cultural cocktail. You're 1/8th Spanish, Italian, English, Brazilian and Ghanaian. Or whichever team advances beyond the group stage.
  • Invest In Car Flags
    Invest In Car Flags
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    International flags are a lucrative market every four years.
  • Shirts Off Time!
    Shirts Off Time!
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    There's no shortage of this.
  • And Who Can Object To That?
    And Who Can Object To That?
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  • Enjoy The HEADBANDS!
    Enjoy The HEADBANDS!
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  • MOAR HEADBANDS!
    MOAR HEADBANDS!
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  • MOAR! MOAR!
    MOAR! MOAR!
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  • Office Productivity?
    Office Productivity?
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    The World Cup is a perfect excuse.
  • You Can Indulge Your Inner Hooligan
    You Can Indulge Your Inner Hooligan
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    And no one will judge you.
  • MAN BUNS
    MAN BUNS
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic isn't playing in the tournament. But he really does have the most epic man bun.
  • Don't Believe Us Yet?
    Don't Believe Us Yet?
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  • OK, How About Now?
    OK, How About Now?
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  • Hot Guys Like This Abound
    Hot Guys Like This Abound
    Ezequiel Lavezzi.
  • This Guy Too
    This Guy Too
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    Edin Dzeko
  • And This Guy
    And This Guy
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    Samuel Eto'o and Gerard Pique
  • Unconvinced?
    Unconvinced?
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  • OK, Well Then...
    OK, Well Then...
  • We're Still Going To Have A Great Time
    We're Still Going To Have A Great Time
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    You can join the fun when you're ready.
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