07/22/2014 11:52 EDT | Updated 07/22/2014 11:59 EDT

World's Fastest Talking Woman... Is Fast (VIDEO)

Jkashjdskhdjsakhdkashdksahdjsahdjkhuysd. No seriously, it sounds something like that.

Meet Fran Capo, a New York City woman who currently holds the Guinness World Record as the world's fastest talking woman.

In the video above by Buzz60, Capo runs through a nursery rhyme in about 15 seconds, because, you know, it only takes 15 seconds to go through a children's story about a wolf and some pigs.

The video also talks about Capo's other accomplishments, including writing 18 books (just imagine the audio version of those babies) and visiting the Titanic underwater.