08/15/2014 02:09 EDT | Updated 08/15/2014 02:59 EDT

Winnipeg Man Posts EPIC Roommate Ad (PHOTOS)

After a friend fell in love with an "aggravating" waitress, "Matt" had to find a new roommate for his Winnipeg apartment.

In doing so, he put on a clinic for anyone who advertises for a roommate on Kijiji.

"Can I simplify this? No axe murderers, no mimes/buskers, no creepy eyebrows, no gang-members, don't be on the sex-offender registry, don't steal my Playstation. Try not to bring waitresses over, at least not at first. I need someone normal to take the second bedroom here, that's all."

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Winnipeg Man Posts EPIC Roommate Ad