Two stars of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" are set to give people two excellent reasons not to spend Halloween in the nation's capital.
Tickets will go on sale for anywhere between $50 and $250 on Monday for an event that is a benefit for the Ottawa Senators Foundation. The magazine is presenting it alongside TD Bank and CTV.
No venue has yet been listed on the event's official site or on Facebook, but the addition of the reality stars to its roster is sure to generate more interest among certain partygoers ... and repel others altogether.
Disick, 31, has two children with Kardashian: Mason Dash Disick and Penelope Scotland Disick. The pair are expecting a third child, according to Us Weekly.
Disick went to hospital for alcohol poisoning in June, just days after Kardashian had ejected him from a rental property in the Hamptons, TMZ reported.
He committed to curbing his drinking, though he was later seen holding what looked like a wine glass on Instagram, Perez Hilton pointed out.
More recently, Us Weekly reported that he spent over $200 on chicken fries at Burger King.
Jenner, 30, is the son of Linda Thompson and former Olympian Bruce Jenner, whose separation from Kardashian's mother Kris was reported last year.
Brody has been featured on reality shows including "The Hills" and had relationships with high-profile TV personalities Lauren Conrad, Kristin Cavallari and Nicole Richie. He also dated Canadian songstress Avril Lavigne.
He hit the news in May after missing Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kanye West so that he could play a DJ show in Chicago, according to TMZ.
Honestly, we'd love to go to this party, but I think we're busy washing our hair.
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