09/04/2014 11:56 EDT | Updated 09/05/2014 06:59 EDT

29 Signs You Went To French Immersion In Canada

School is back in session. For many of us, that triggers memories of Five-Star binders, Jansport backpacks and Elmer's glue sticks.

But for others, it conjures thoughts of dictées, "La courte échelle" books and teachers exclaiming "tais-toi!" If this sounds familiar, you were probably a French Immersion student in Canada. And oh, how we feel you.

Your elementary school books looked like this.

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la fievre du mekong

But you met your reading quota thanks to translated Archie comics.

archie french

You feared the weekly dictées.

And your only-ever-schooled-in-English parents weren't much help.

But this book was a godsend ...


Learning math was even worse.

(This is what French long division looks like.)

french long division

The English kids called you "Frenchie" without any qualms at all.


You still have trouble eating until someone says "Bon appetit."

You know who drew this ...

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Because you read this as a child.

petit nicolas

You remember "Boule et Bill."

boule et bill


And "Astérix et Obélix."

"Bach et Bottine"

"La Grenouille et la Baleine"

And Cirque du Soleil before it was cool.

You went on an exchange to Quebec.

bonhomme carnival

And were shocked to see KFC spelled this way.


And you laughed at hearing your French-Canadian billet say, "happiness."


You watched "Manon of the Spring" every year, and it traumatized you.

You sang this ... damn ... song.

And this one every Halloween.

Substitute teachers were the best, because they almost always spoke English.

Meanwhile, French teachers taught you history.

Now you know nothing about history ...

Because they didn't know anything about history.

You can show off your pronunciation beautifully ...

But actually answering questions in French is a bit harder.

In the end, you're glad you went.

Because it will help you get a job here ...

parliament ottawa

And order the best wine in France.

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