09/30/2014 11:37 EDT | Updated 09/30/2014 11:59 EDT

There's A Three-Breasted Woman Halloween Costume. Sigh.

Did you forget about the woman who claimed she had plastic surgery to get a third breast and may or may not have been lying about the whole thing?

Well, prepare yourself because you can now buy a Halloween costume of her and her three boobs—if you think Jasmine Tridevil and her chest will still be relevant by the time Halloween comes around. came up with a quick and dirty DIY solution to all your three-breasted needs.

Here are their recommended ingredients:

- Two pairs of fake boobs

- Scissors

- Shower curtain (???)

- Hot glue gun (in pink, of course)

- Pink Jem dress

And there you have it, folks. We can all have three breasts now and the best part? We can remove them after the Halloween party's over.

(h/t Uproxx)