With the Super Bowl upon us, there has never been a better time to engage your friends and co-workers with some spirited conversation about football. But what if you don't know the first thing about football, or any non-Quidditch sports in general?
Don't worry; we've got you covered. Here's a foolproof three-step guide to fake your way through any sports conversation, from the Super Bowl to March Madness. Use it responsibly!
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