01/30/2015 07:05 EST | Updated 05/18/2017 09:00 EDT

Super Bowl Sunday: Faking Your Way Through Any Sports Talk

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady throws during warm ups before facing the San Diego Chargers in an NFL football game Sunday, Dec. 7, 2014, in San Diego. (AP Photo/Lenny Ignelzi)

With the Super Bowl upon us, there has never been a better time to engage your friends and co-workers with some spirited conversation about football. But what if you don't know the first thing about football, or any non-Quidditch sports in general?

Don't worry; we've got you covered. Here's a foolproof three-step guide to fake your way through any sports conversation, from the Super Bowl to March Madness. Use it responsibly!

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