02/22/2015 02:23 EST | Updated 02/22/2015 02:59 EST

'Canadian Sniper' Combines Drama, Suspense, Moose, Tim Hortons

"American Sniper" is up for Best Picture at the 87th Academy Awards Sunday night. But if Canadians could vote for Oscar winners, "Canadian Sniper," would clean house -- and then we'd apologize for it.

The dialogue oozes more Canadiana than a beer-guzzling, health-care-enjoying, BlackBerry-elitist moose tweeting about the weather, and this parody of Clint Eastwood's film demonstrates this country's most lovable trait: making fun of ourselves.

Here are some teaser lines to get your patriotic senses tingling:

"I'm going out to save Canada from those gosh-darn moose."

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"What if they come to Ottawa... or Tim Hortons?"

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Behold this video. Behold it so hard.

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