In response, here are some of the suggestions Reddit commenters offered for future public opinion research initiatives:
Do you believe the Keystone pipeline is in Canada's best interests?- Yes! It will create thousands of jobs.
- No! I am an environmental terrorist and should be put in prison.
Will you be voting for Stephen Harper next election?
- No, I like ISIS.
Are you against Marijuana legalization?- Yes, I want children to be safe.
- No, I think all drugs should be legal and served in school cafeterias across the country.
Are you: A) Conservative? B) Wrong?
Sure, let's pretend that only conservatives pull this sh*t. No, it's not right--but turning a blind eye to your side is just as bad.
As a Canadian, why didn't I get one of these in the mail?! I have some comments for those blank lines.
I just don't like that they told me how to fold mail. NOBODY TELLS ME HOW TO CREASE A TREE SLICE.
no postage though so that's a plus
Either you abhor false dichotomies or you support terrorism!
Poll results suggest 5% of citizens are terrorist sympathizers and another 5% didn't respond, so also terrorist sympathizers.
But rationally debating an issue is EXACTLY WHAT THE TERRORISTS WANT!!! Or, the opposite. One of those two.
This is why you can't trust polls. A lot depends on how the question is asked.