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Police in Akron, Ohio are searching for a man who's come to be known as the "Bowel Movement Bandit." The man is accused of defecating on as many as 19 cars in residential neighbourhoods.
He wears a black beanie cap, a black hoodie and only poops on cars in the early-morning hours, police say. Lt. Rick Edwards of the Akron Police Department believes the suspect is mentally ill.
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Anyone with information is encouraged to call the Akron police at 330-375-2552.
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