04/13/2015 02:10 EDT | Updated 05/17/2017 02:49 EDT

You Know Nothing: Faking Your Way Through Game Of Thrones

The new season of Game of Thrones is in full swing, and your world is full of spoilers and watercooler conversations. You'd love to be involved, but there's just one problem: When it comes to Game of Thrones, you can't tell a Stark from a Lannister. Whether you're seasons behind, you've only read the books, or just never cared enough to commit to a sprawling medieval fantasy epic, we've got you covered.

From dragons to twincest to HODOR, no topic is safe from our fakery. So watch the video and never feel left out again.*

*There is a 20 per cent chance all fakery will backfire; use at own risk.