Police in Barrie, Ont. received a complaint early Monday about a man running around saying he's a werewolf.
This is not the man.
A real press release from the Barrie Police Service, actually and truly available here, also stated the man promised he "would be coming back at the next full moon to take care of business."
MARK YOUR CALENDARS.
Police say the man, who was arrested and held for a bail hearing, was on several probation orders — those orders being not to possess weapons or use drugs.
Police believe he was violating both conditions and charged him with breaching orders, according to Simcoe.com.
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