07/08/2015 05:24 EDT | Updated 07/09/2015 06:59 EDT

Ed The Sock: Kojak Reboot Is Everything Wrong With Hollywood

When it comes to Hollywood, everything old eventually becomes new again, and that sucks, says Ed the Sock.

And when the Internet's pre-eminent sock puppet curmudgeon saw that Vin Diesel would be starring in a Kojak reboot, he said they've gone to far.

Don't remember Kojak? Exactly. Watch the video above to hear the full rant.