09/16/2015 05:55 EDT | Updated 09/16/2015 05:59 EDT

Dork Lord Throws His Body At An NDP Candidate's Lawn Signs

A camera installed on someone's driveway has captured one of the 21st century's most remarkable sights: a doofus throwing his body at a lawn sign.

Ban millennials.

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The definitely Cool and Edgy act was captured on Sept. 2, according to the time stamp on the video. The sign appears to be for NDP candidate Fayaz Karim, who is running in Mississauga-Streetsville.

The clip is titled Young Conservatives, although there's no way to prove the culprit bleeds Tory blue.

Moments after the Dork Lord takes down the lawn sign, he picks himself up and — in a glorious display of human versatility — runs across the street to bodyslam another sign.

Look at the strength of the human spirit. Inspiring.

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The future is bright.

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