09/30/2015 05:26 EDT | Updated 09/30/2015 06:59 EDT

Bentley The Bulldog Is Having None Of This Vacuum-Cleaner Business

Bentley has a big problem with vacuum cleaners.

A video of the three-year-old bulldog from Vancouver is making the rounds online, showing the canine keeping a wary eye on the terrifying suction machine of death. (Watch above.)

Helicopter pilot Bradley Friesen, who's dating Bentley's owner, said the clip got over a million views on Reddit overnight after it was uploaded Tuesday.

He added that Bentley — who has his own Instagram account — is "afraid of everything."

But somehow, helicopter rides are cool.

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"Fly me to the moon, peasant."

And he's fearless on the playground.

Nailed the landing.

Playing fetch, though, takes us right back into #NOPE territory.

Can't win 'em all.

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