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Sexy Green Poop Halloween Costume Is Anything But

Pair it with the black-bunned burger for a couple's costume!

We thought "sexy pizza rat" was peak stupid sexy costume.

We were wrong.

It's been topped by a "sexy green poop costume."

Which, as you can imagine, is really not sexy at all. Let's take a look, shall we?

The instructions are pretty simple. You take a regular poo costume, spray-paint it green and add some accessories.

Then ask your bestie to dress up as a black-bunned burger.

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