Remember the days of making New Year's Eve plans? Deciding which party to go to and what to wear. Such festivities, of course, likely happened before your sweet offspring arrived and now NYE looks so much different.
Someone always gets sick.
9 PM is the new midnight.
The best restaurants have play areas.
Fireworks are watched from the couch... in pjs.
Dressing up for NYE involves a mask and cape.
Bowling alleys are the new clubs.
Swimming pools, too.
Twister is the closest we get to dancing the night away.
This is your best bubbly.
Passing out takes on a whole new meaning.
This is your four star hotel.
This is five star.
But we wouldn't want to ring in the New Year any other way.
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