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Wife Texts Husband All The Hilarious Things He Says While Asleep

"... it's more vibey, it's got more vibration..."

Anyone who's shared a bed with someone who talks in their sleep will tell you people can say the strangest things.

Edmonton-based couple Aidan Hailes and Lindsay Stamhuis are no strangers to these one-sided conversations. In fact, Stamhuis gets such a kick out of her husband's sleep talk that she started texting his quips to him two years ago.

At first, the couple would privately laugh about it the next morning, but after Stamhuis shared it on her Facebook page, Hailes decided he should share it on Imgur too.

“I wasn’t embarrassed at all because I seem to eject gold when I’m sleeping,” Hailes told Buzzfeed Life of his decision to share the funny posts.

Sleep talking is a rare occurrence, with only five per cent of adults admitting to the disorder. While there are still many unknowns about sleep talking, the Sleep Foundation says it corresponds occurs with other disorders like nightmares, confusional arousals, sleep apnea, and REM sleep behavior disorder.

Read the hilarious texts below.

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