Alright, I’m here. Finally. We all had a lot to process during the Golden Globes and most of it was less about the fashion, and much more about Ricky Gervais and why he was there and who let him be there and how do we make sure he never comes back again.
But now, hours since processing we were witnessing the literal re-enactment of the sinking of the Titanic in award show form, some of us are ready to talk dresses. Or, more specifically, some of us (hi) are willing to defend the dresses some claimed weren’t so great. Today, that’s my job.
So to anyone who’s ever worn anything controversial, this one’s for you. It’s just me against the world but more specifically, against anyone who’s ever had a different opinion about clothes than I do. Let’s do this.