01/20/2016 12:22 EST

Derek Zoolander Lets Vogue Into His Winter Loft To Answer 73 Questions

“Models don’t retire. They get turned into glue. It’s better that way.”

"Really, really, ridiculously good-looking" model Derek Zoolander (or if you just want to call him Ben Stiller, that's fine too) just landed his first Vogue cover, and now he's answering the legendary mag's 73 questions.

Naturally, it's hilarious.

Claiming to only have nine answers, Zoolander invites Vogue into his luxe winter home (his summer place is upstairs, duh) to take part in the American glossy's "73 Questions" video series.

Larger than a centre for ants, the VH1's three-time Male Model of the Year winner gives us mere mortals a tour of his New York pad as we get to learn about the legendary orange mocha frappuccino-drinking model in the process.

From having a pups named Karl Dogerfeld and Bark Jacobs to being a fan of the Geico insurance lizard, the founder of "Derek Zoolander Centre for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too" really does know to make us LOL.

Watch the video for all the glorious moments before "Zoolander 2" hits theaters on Feb 12th.

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