06/02/2016 02:10 EDT | Updated 06/02/2016 02:59 EDT

Here It Is, The Most Most Painful-To-Watch Video Of The Year

Great balls of fire.

Lighting cigarettes with some kind of liquid-fire is, astonishingly, not a good idea.

Exhibit A: The poor mortal in the video above who, in trying to light a cigarette with some flaming liquid, sets his crotch on fire.

What follows is somehow even harder to watch. His crotch engulfed by hellfire, the man begins attacking his nether regions in hopes of extinguishing the mini-blaze.

Another person steps in to help by punching him repeatedly in the crotch.

Any alien overlords reading this? Please descend on earth. We're ready.

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