Canada is a massive country, with all kinds of quirks that might not be immediately apparent to visitors.
Spring and summer in the Great White North, for example, are more like concepts or metaphors than actual, distinct seasons of the year.
To help the rest of the world understand Canada's oddities, helpful Canadians have shared what they know on Twitter using the hashtag #LittleKnownCanadianLaws.
There are some helpful tips on the art of the apology, for example:
You must apologize in both English and French. #LittleKnownCanadianLaws
— What a Stupid Time to be Alive (@mrd125) July 25, 2018
Some provided some important information on how to deal with moose:
— Libra Monkee 𓂀 (@LibraMonkee) July 25, 2018
At a 4 way stop, if you arrive at the same time, the Moose always has the right of way.
— Not THAT David Bell (@BellDavidC) July 25, 2018
Crucial culinary rules were shared:
You're only allowed to drink milk out of a bag #LittleKnownCanadianLaws
— Ghosted G (@g_ghosted) July 25, 2018
As were helpful reminders on Canadian royalty:
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) July 25, 2018
Canadian Tire jumped in:
Any household that does not have a drawer stuffed with Canadian Tire money is subject to a fine of $2, payable in Canadian Tire Money. #LittleKnownCanadianLaws
— Canadian Tire (@CanadianTire) July 25, 2018
And, of course, a hashtag on fake Canadian laws wouldn't be complete without an official police account joining in:
Thanks, everyone. Great job!
Head to Twitter for more brilliant, absolutely unreal Canadian laws.