Booze writer, That Sweet Burn
If you want a stuffed crust, go to Pizza Hut. If you want a vodka and soda, head to a club that does bottle service. I wouldn't serve you either one at the amazing pizza and cocktail parlour I just dreamed up.
04/14/2012 02:38 EDT
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