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Glynis Ratcliffe

Mother, Wife, Singer, Writer and generally creative soul. Blog: http://littleassholes.com

Glynis Ratcliffe is a singer, writer and jewellery designer by trade, and a creative soul by birth. Together with her husband, they negotiate parenting a teenager, a threenager and a sweet baby who doesn’t know how the hell he ended up in this mess. Hilarity ensues. So do the meltdowns. You can find her blog, The Joy of Cooking (for Little Assholes) at http://littleassholes.com
14 Signs You're a Sleep Deprived

14 Signs You're a Sleep Deprived Parent

I know I'm not the first person out there to write about being a sleep deprived parent. If you have kids, there is a 99 per cent chance that you've had a period of time where you weren't getting enough sleep. And if that's not true, I don't want to hear about it from you -- you and your smug face can leave.
06/05/2015 07:52 EDT
6 Things I Will Miss/Not Miss About the Baby

6 Things I Will Miss/Not Miss About the Baby Stage

Baby C is getting closer and closer to hitting his first birthday. I can't believe it, and because I know this is my last child, I'm feeling a little bittersweet. There are plenty of things I know I will not miss about the baby stage, but when I stop to think about them, I have to admit that I'll miss them, in their own way.
05/25/2015 12:12 EDT
A Letter to the Woman I Was One Year

A Letter to the Woman I Was One Year Ago

Oh sweet, sad Mama. You are in the thick of it right now, and I know you can't see a way out. It's hard enough being the mom of a spirited two-year-old, but add on an unplanned pregnancy and having to put your own big plans on hiatus? It's no wonder you're feeling low, confused and scared.
05/10/2015 10:23 EDT
Sorry, Sweetie. Today, Mommy Is an

Sorry, Sweetie. Today, Mommy Is an Asshole

Not too long ago, a fellow writer wrote a beautiful, touching piece called, "Today, Mommy is Sad." It made me tear up, because it took me back to when I was pregnant for the second time and struggling to deal with my conflicting emotions. Today is a different story. Today, Mommy is an asshole.
04/30/2015 12:10 EDT
The Anti-Nosepicking Tactic That

The Anti-Nosepicking Tactic That Backfired

The Threenager has two favourites to pick: the skin around her fingers and, of course, her nose. What kid doesn't like to pick his nose? About a year ago, I decided I would try a different tactic with trying to stop the nose picking...
04/17/2015 12:50 EDT
7 Warning Signs Your Threenager Is About to Lose Her

7 Warning Signs Your Threenager Is About to Lose Her Sh*t

We don't always know why our kidlets are about to lose their minds, but if we know what's coming, we can at least batten down the hatches and weather the coming storm, instead of getting drenched with nary an umbrella in sight.
04/12/2015 01:17 EDT
18 Tiny Sounds Guaranteed to Keep Your Baby From Falling

18 Tiny Sounds Guaranteed to Keep Your Baby From Falling Asleep

If your child is anything like mine, he can sleep through the apocalypse, once he's deep in sleep. Seriously, 15 minutes into a nap, the fire brigade could pull up in front of our house with sirens wailing, and he wouldn't do anything more than sigh deeply and roll to one side. However, falling asleep requires a special kind of silent juju that I still haven't got straight, after two kids.
04/03/2015 11:22 EDT
I'm Coming Clean About My Postpartum

I'm Coming Clean About My Postpartum Depression

I spent so many moments in the bedroom or bathroom, door closed, silently sobbing into tissues or a pillow. Pretending to be happy around my friends and family felt necessary and yet impossible. It was torture.
03/15/2015 08:54 EDT
An Open Letter to the Composers of

An Open Letter to the Composers of 'Frozen'

Dear Kristin Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez. First of all, let me congratulate you on your success. A hit Disney movie, two Oscars, an American Music Award, a big single...it's wonderful and awe-inspiring. But I think I can speak for all parents when I ask you to never compose music for a children's movie, ever again.
03/13/2015 05:45 EDT