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Ivan Decker

Stand-Up Comedian

Ivan Decker is a stand-up comedian based out of Vancouver, British Columbia. He performs Canada wide and has appeared at the Just for Laughs festival in Montreal and also has numerous television and radio appearances including multiple appearances on the popular CBC program “The Debaters.” He enjoys coffee and pretending he knows about science.

Twitter: @IvanDecker
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You Know Who Likes it When You Rev Your Engine? No One!

Hey you, Yeah, you with the motorcycle or the cool car driving through the city down a busy street. Look, I know you're really excited about your expensive shiny toy, and you probably put a lot of time and thought and money in to it. But here's something you may not know: The actual number of people that get excited when you rev your engine at them? Zero. That's right. NOT EVEN ONE.
10/07/2013 05:27 EDT