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06/17/2016 15:05 EDT

A Woman Managed To Shirk Jury Duty On The O.J. Simpson Trial By Lying About An 'SNL' Sketch

A testament to how much of a s**t show this trial really was.

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Prosecutors Hank Goldberg and Marcia Clark stand next to the empty jury box.

In the mid ‘90s, the O.J. Simpson murder trial dominated the news and our cultural consciousness. The obsession for all things O.J. has returned in recent months, thanks to FX’s “American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson” and ESPN’s epic five-part documentary "O.J.: Made in America." There’s so much to say about Simpson that it’s only in Part 4 of the 464-minute doc that we finally get to the trial of the century.

The trial became an all out media circus that captivated the country from the moment the former NFL player was arrested on June 17, 1994 to his acquittal on Oct. 3, 1995. And when millions weren’t tuning in to CNN or Court TV for up-to-the-minute coverage of the trial, there’s a good chance audiences were laughing at its many preposterous moments on late night. Despite the fact that this case was about two brutal murders, the crazy court proceedings made the trial an easy target for jokes. 

“Made in America” features a short clip from the cold open sketch that kicked off Season 21 of “Saturday Night Live” on Sept. 30, 1995  -- that’s just three days before the jury handed down their verdict. The sketch -- an extreme parody of Simpson's lawyer Johnnie Cochran's obvious efforts to downplay evidence and manipulate the predominantly black jury through the use of brightly-patterned “Afro-centric” ties -- is likely how many remember O.J. coverage on "SNL."

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Tim Meadows as Johnnie Cochran in a "SNL" sketch that aired on Sept. 30, 1995 and Johnnie Cochran during his closing arguments on Sept. 27, 1995.

But “SNL” wasn’t just a funhouse mirror that amplified the already absurdist minutiae of the case -- the show had its own strange effect on the trial, as well. In fact, a potential juror was dismissed during the jury selection process after she complained of “undue attention,” blaming the NBC show for a sketch that doesn’t actually appear to have existed.

This juror -- Juror No. 32 -- was the very first prospective juror questioned on Sept. 26, 1994. As fate would have it, 32 was also the number Simpson wore during his turn in the NFL. According to The Los Angeles Times, this coincidence did not go unnoticed by Judge Lance Ito, who remarked, "I don't know if this is an omen.”

When Juror No. 32 -- a 31-year-old divorced white woman from Pasadena -- was dismissed, it was because she complained to Ito that “there is undue attention being drawn to me because of my juror number."

According to The New York Times, the woman also cited a recent skit on “SNL” in which she said an actor portraying Juror No. 32 winked at Judge Ito. Strangely, when The Los Angeles Times reported the same story, they wrote that she complained of a skit in which an “Ito character winks at Juror No. 32.”  

The Huffington Post attempted to track down the “SNL” sketch that allowed this juror to be dismissed from duty. After exhaustive research, we’ve concluded that it simply doesn’t exist and never did.  All of the sketches involving the Simpson trial that aired in the time period between when Juror No. 32 was called for questioning and when she was dismissed are currently streamable online, and even the juror described doesn’t appear in any of them.

NBC did not respond to a request for comment, but former "SNL" writer Bob Odenkirk (yes, of "Breaking Bad" fame) kindly assisted HuffPost in our search. He connected us with Robert Smigel -- a former longtime "SNL" writer and the man behind Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog -- who confirmed HuffPost's suspicions. Smigel said via email that he had “no memory” of the sketch described by the juror. “I know I wrote, like, three O.J. sketches that year, but none were that,” he said.

And you should have faith in Smigel’s account since there are, in fact, only three O.J. sketches that aired during the pre-trial period in 1994 -- and only one of them aired between Sept. 26 and Oct. 17. (There was also a “Weekend Update” segment, which featured Mike Myers as Judge Ito, but it aired well after the juror had been dismissed).

Even if Juror No. 32 never complained, it’s unlikely that an educated, divorced white woman would have survived the voir dire process to fulfill her civic duty and serve on the jury. The fact that a potential juror could fabricate an entire “SNL" sketch to get out of jury duty in the most high-profile murder case at the time -- and that no one checked that it actually existed -- is a testament to the s**t show that was unfolding. It’s the same carelessness that almost forced Judge Ito to recuse himself nearly eight months into the trial, when it was revealed that Ito’s wife, Capt. Margaret York, had been detective Mark Fuhrman's superior officer in the past. 

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