01/24/2018 12:45 EST

28 Funny Valentine's Day Cards For Couples Who Don't Like Sappy Stuff

"I love you, though I like you better on a full stomach." 💘

Can we agree that couples who get all mushy-gushy with each other are pretty much insufferable?

Yeah, we think so too. With Valentine’s Day coming up, we felt it was our duty to round up greeting cards for all the couples who roll their eyes at the whole “Baby, you complete me” thing. Below, 28 cards your partner actually wants to open this Feb. 14. 

Anti-Valentine's Day Cards For Couples