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11/25/2015 17:00 EST | Updated 02/04/2017 18:15 EST

The 15 Most Ridiculous Items From Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday Wish List

For the family member who wants a $42 condom dispenser.

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Wish list. 

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Gwyneth Paltrow's annual Goop holiday wish list is out. 

Paltrow -- how should we say this? -- has, in the past, been accused of being a bit out of touch with the reality of everyday Americans. Her lifestyle website and newsletter Goop often peddle products you will never ever need at insanely high prices.

This year, Paltrow seems to be catching on to her public perception, and thusly titled one list "Ridiculous (and Awesome) Gifts." 

"While there’s no lack of over-the-top indulgences this time of year (18-karat gold dumbbells, anyone?)," reads the list's description, "This gift guide isn’t just about crazy extravagances: There’s a little ridiculous for every budget."

Is there, though?

Check out the 15 most ridiculous items below. 

1.The Standard for Joséphier (toliet paper for rich people) - ~$950

Joséphier
Regalis
M'oda ˙Operandi
Cedes Milano
Canoe

6.Hermès Mahjong Set - $46,000 

Hermes

7.Vintage Ball & Chain from Blackman Cruz - $1,500 (Too soon, Gwyneth, too soon)

Blackman Cruz
Just One Eye

9.The Darwin Tank - $1,621.27 (It's a tank for jellyfish. We repeat: Jellyfish.)

Darwin Sect
Food 52
Sennheiser
Aquaovo
Regalis
Barney's
Neiman Marcus

Just like your holiday wish list, right? 

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