11/06/2017 13:34 EST

'Honest' Juice Cleanse Ad Will Eat Away At Your Hopes For A Better You

"Depriving yourself of food will cause you to be a train wreck."

Want to be cleansed of all the joy in your life? Then the juice detox in this “Honest” spoof ad from Cracked is for you!

“Essentially, you’re buying dysentery. But our dysentery comes in pretty colors with cool Instagrammable packaging,” spokesman Roger promises.

And apparently it doesn’t taste so great either.